I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
dude. I can hear the air.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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