he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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