Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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