i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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