Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
