I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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