you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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