just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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