We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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