Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My ass is underappreciated
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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