Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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