you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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