i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just pee around me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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