Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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