please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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