areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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