Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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