normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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