I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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