Christians are straight up FREAKS
More tranny stories later!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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