PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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