I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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