Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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