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i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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