i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she woke up with a sticky ear
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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