turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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