That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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