I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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