I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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