sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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