Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
