This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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