Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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