i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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