If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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