dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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