you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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