you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
A bitchslap is in order.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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