when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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