I hate all girls vehemently.
I just pynch a tree in the face
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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