you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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