Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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