That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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