hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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