He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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