We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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No subtext here. People are naked.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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