I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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