so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.