It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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