I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate