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(650): View more from California

Why were you high on a thursday?

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today's a wednesday

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I asked first.

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(650): Why were you high on a thursday? (1-650): today's a wednesday (650): I asked first. http://tfl.nu/enxr

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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(843): THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in (843): Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine. http://tfl.nu/rmt2

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.

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(403): My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator. http://tfl.nu/0m79

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he's my edward cullen

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I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.

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(202): he's my edward cullen (770): I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow. http://tfl.nu/ql06

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(641): View more from Iowa

i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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(641): i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am http://tfl.nu/xq9v

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(402): View more from Nebraska

how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?

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(402): how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship? http://tfl.nu/xa9a

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(314): View more from Missouri

I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.

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(314): I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures. http://tfl.nu/uab2

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you

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(231): I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you http://tfl.nu/n6kx

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

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I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(718): bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch (917): I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation http://tfl.nu/gosl

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.

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(540): Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,. http://tfl.nu/tnkk

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(863): View more from Florida

Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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(863): Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day. http://tfl.nu/qpfj

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.

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You almost married that.

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(412): Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower. (1-412): You almost married that. http://tfl.nu/nlo1

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(631): View more from New York

he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him

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(631): he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him http://tfl.nu/2wji

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"

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(281): You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike" http://tfl.nu/m449

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(563): View more from Iowa

Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.

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(563): Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful. http://tfl.nu/zyvu

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