READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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