Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
