Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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