Sry I called you an 8
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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