Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize